Washing Off Like an Aardvark (Planet TV theme)

"I'm washing off like an aardvark!" said my seven-year-old daughter a few days ago.

"What does that mean?" I asked.

"I dunno. It just sounded silly."

"I like it," I said. "I should use it as the title for my next song" (3.8 MB MP3 file).

And so I have. It's a stompin', semi-Latin hard rock instrumental. Later on, it became the theme of Lucian's Planet TV Show podcast—so I made short, shorter, and shortest versions for him as well.

Licensed for you to share and reuse, as long as you give me credit.