- 11. Zero charge time, infinite talk and standby time.
- 10. Impossible to lose or misplace.
- 9. Built bicep strength with prolonged use.
- 8. Always perfect reception within its coverage area (the kitchen).
- 7. You could dial it while holding the receiver to your ear.
- 6. Distinctive ringtone audible everywhere in the apartment.
- 5. Simple, easy-to-understand rate plan with full carrier subsidy.
- 4. Pleasant and firm tactile feedback for every digit dialed.
- 3. Elegant, timeless design that never went out of style.
- 2. Much more effective for hammering nails and bludgeoning robbers.
- 1. Worked reliably for 27 years without replacement—or even, as far as I know, a single repair.
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