Journal: News & Comment

If you asked Google...

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...what Derek needs today, it tells you:

• Derek Needs a dated list of TV Comedy shows shown on UK television featuring Derek Needs in the cast of crew [I guess there's a guy named Derek Needs]
• DEREK NEEDS OUR MOJO [Only if you're willing to donate, baby!]
• Derek Needs A Woman! [Nope! Got one thanks!]
• Derek needs Heartworm treatment. Derek needs emergency dental care. [Well, which is it?]
• Derek needs to save this book in article section
• Derek needs to assume more vocal leadership on this year's team [I'm happy to take on lead vocals if need be]
• Derek needs YOUR help in writing his next book!
• Derek needs a dated list of TV Comedy shows shown on UK television [Hmm. Lower case this time.]
• Derek needs to access the internet to gather the latest weather information [I do have the Environment Canada phone number memorized, however]
• Derek Needs A Vacation! [Okay!]

Thanks, Darren.

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