I've put together 14 high-quality original podsafe instrumental tunes from my Penmachine Podcast into a CD album you can buy. It also includes a bonus data DVD with a bunch of cool stuff that isn't on this website. Find out more...
Instrumental rock tunes have one big advantage over those with vocals: the composers can call them whatever they want. There are no lyrics to match up to. They also don't have to be (although they can be) as self-consciously clever as jazz instrumental titles usually are.
So here are some of my names for (so far) non-existent instrumentals:
How Tall Jennifer Is
Meltdown Man
Deep Cycle Discharge
I'm So Scared I Can't Stop Talking
Fresh Snow in the Valley
Gronk Patrol
Stop Yield Go Merge
And the Other Thing
I wonder how often someone's built an album by coming up with the track titles first?