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I was quite wrong. Dean Allen of Textism does indeed have children -- or his common-law wife does, anyway, according to an article in this weekend's Vancouver Sun newspaper (note: the Sun will probably remove the article soon, so read it quick).
How he has time for oatmeal and glace de viande I don't know. Maybe the kids aren't that young. Maybe people find more time for things like that in France.